Tweet, Twat, Twit -- Twittering

Twitter just invites parody and satire. There are undoubtedly some good uses for twitter, but tweeting -- like cellphone texting -- has mostly become a diversion for the mindless. I don't care if you are providing me sexual gratuities or monetary gratuities, I don't give a flying tweet that you just took a dump or are sorting your laundry...

The economy is in shambles. Recovery anytime soon, if at all, is not in the cards. Overpopulation has led to diminished resources of oil, clean water, fish... It has led to increasing pollution problems, leading to increasing health problems... Yeah, I know... yada, yada... So effing what.

And little teen-aged twats are tweeting "omg, i jst saw derek w cindy..."

Twitterized variations on movie titles and lines, quotations, old sayings, etc.

Get your twits on Route 66.
Jingle bells, jingle bells, twittering all the way...
I come to bury Caesar, not to twitter him.
Twittering is the spice of life.
I came, I saw, I twittered.
Frankly, my dear (Scarlett), I don't give a twit.
Twitter Pie Honey.
There's gonna be a hot time in the old twat tonight.
Twitter, twitter, little star...
I only regret that I have but one twat to give my country. (Natasha Hale)
To tweet or not to tweet, that is the question.
You can't make a purse out of a sow's twat.
News at eleven; stay twittered.
I now pronounce you twit and twat.
So many twats, so little time.
Ghost Twitterer.
Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to twitter me.
I just want to say one word to you - just one word... 'twitter'.
We have ways of making you twitter.
He who tweets and runs away, lives to tweet another day.

A twitterer's tweets are never done.
How do I twit thee? Let me count the ways.
Good Morning Twitterers.
Twittering with Regis and Kelly.
Twittering with Huell Howser.
Twitter Girl.
Badges, badges? We don't need no twittering badges!
Are you Smarter than a Twitterer?
Twittering Miss Daisy.
Get your twittering paws off me, you damned dirty ape!
Remember, you're tweeting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did.
Here's twittering at you, kid.
What we've got here is failure to twitter.
Twittering means never having to say you're sorry.
Round up the usual twits.
A thing worth having is worth twittering for.
Now I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by twittering for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard twitter for his country
You always said you could tweet. I never believed ya.
You see, every once in a while, I...I suddenly find myself tweeting.
Whatever twits your boat.
Revenge is tweet.

Twittering the night away.
Tweeting the night away.
'Tis better to have twittered and lost than to have never twittered at all.
It's a good day to tweet.
If I was a twitterer and you were a lady...
Come tweet with me, let's tweet, let's tweet away...
Born to tweet.
Never give a tweeter an even break.
A horse, a horse, my twat for a horse!
Once a twat, always a twat.
When Harry twittered Sally.
Here's twittering at you, kid.
And the Lord sayeth: Let there be tweeting.
A twit and his money are soon parted.
Come on up some time and twitter me.
Just pucker up your lips and tweet.
Tweet it again, Sam.
Good morning Vietnam... I love the smell of twat in the morning!
What we have here is a failure to tweet.
Cool hand twit.
It's twitter time!
Howard Roark tweeted.
It was a dark and twittery night.